About
London's quirky arcade with handmade, satirical machines for a truly unique experience.
Why go
- It's full of quirky machines, strange games, and stuff that makes you laugh and then question what you are looking at
- Absolutely hilarious
- Honestly, these are just so much fun and they're so irreverent and silly
Must try
- Divorce machine
- Pet is meat or food machine
- Auto frisk machine
- Podiatrist machine
- Nuclear fuel rods machine
Pro tips
- Go early - it gets busy fast
- Open late on thursdays until 8pm
- Holborn underground station is a short walk
- Tokens cost £1 each
- Spend about an hour here
Good to know
- The space is small
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Rating
4.8 / 5 (1341 reviews)
Opening Hours
| Monday | Closed |
| Tuesday | 11 AM to 6 PM |
| Wednesday | 11 AM to 6 PM |
| Thursday | 12 to 8 PM |
| Friday | 11 AM to 6 PM |
| Saturday | 11 AM to 6 PM |
| Sunday | 12 to 6 PM |